i love this article. It’s so funny and on the dot.
“How To Be Disabled, According to Stock Photography”
Posted by Carrie on Autostraddle on February 6, 2017 at 4:00am
“All images via Shutterstock
I have to take this moment to apologize. It turns out, dear readers, that I’ve been leading you astray. I thought I had this whole “being disabled” thing figured out — y’know, focusing on intersectionality, various forms of ableism, or political engagement — but nope! My mistake! Apparently I’ve been doing it wrong since birth and need to completely overhaul my approach. And who do I have to thank for such an urgent epiphany? The wide, wise world of Shutterstock.
Stock photos have taught us so much around here: what lesbian sex really looks like (twice over), the finer points of kink, even thetrue meaning of Christmas. I deeply regret waiting until now to explore their take on the disabled experience. Because my friends, what I’ve discovered therein is life-changing. Forget everything else I’ve ever told you and invest in these eleven principles immediately.
Here’s how to be disabled — the stock photo way.
1. Use a (manual) wheelchair.
How else will anyone know? Other mobility aids don’t really count — do you see them on parking spaces and bathroom signs? Yeah, didn’t think so. If you want people to believe that you’re disabled, you have to prove it to them in a familiar, comfortable way. Then they’ll know how much misguided guilt to project onto you, what to assume about your self-esteem, which questions are okay to ask (spoiler: doesn’t matter, they’ll ask anyway), and exactly how often to ponder the intricacies of your sex life.
Invisible disabilities are useless in stock photos and particularly cruel to your audience. Could you imagine if they knew that disabled people are everywhere, all the time, even if they don’t realize it? And that supporting us involves more than installing ramps or calling Trump out on being a big bad meanie? The world would cease to turn! Nondisabled people can’t be bothered with that sort of critical thinking. So keep it simple and stick with the tried and true. There are a couple of exceptions — namely, white canes for blind folks and prosthetics for athletes or veterans — but otherwise, get yourself a chair that looks like it came straight out of a hospital in 1972.
2. And joyfully abandon it ASAP.
Because then you give the people what they really want: disability overcome. The joy is key here. You can’t just get out of your chair with no reaction or imply that you only use it sometimes (because anyone who does that is faking, obviously). It needs to be a climactic moment of victory, preferably your greatest achievement to date. No one wants to watch you integrate your disability into your sense of self. They need high drama, profound personal struggle, unrivaled bravery, and eventual liberation so they can keep assuming that being disabled sucks.
3. Alternately, stay out of the photo.
Search “disability” on any stock photo website (we use Shutterstock) and you can go pages without seeing an actual human person. Because at the end of the day, the chair gets the job done on its own. It’ll stir up all that familiar pity, unease, and confusion without having to acknowledge the fact that one billion people worldwide are disabled and therefore disability can’t actually be or mean the same things for everyone. Efficient!
Frame the chair different ways to elicit your desired reaction. Might I suggest Vaguely Foreboding…
4. Embrace headlessness.
If you insist on taking up space, at least let the photographer crop your face out of the frame. Remember that you are literally not a whole person.
5. Gaze out the window or exist in silhouette as often as possible.
Lighting counts! Remember your angles! Both of these poses suggest you are grappling with the meaning of life, which simultaneously makes you very profound and allows nondisabled people to feel So Inspired. If they’re not tearing up, you’re doing it wrong and should really care more about their opinions.
6. Raise your arms in triumph when outdoors.
This is the International Disability Feel-Good Signal and able-bodied people LOVE IT. Systemic underemployment? Precarious healthcare? A Presidential administration that insists we’ll be fine as long as we’re, y’know, not too disabled, or queer, or trans, or immigrants, or women? Who cares! Head on out to the beach/meadow/mountaintop and get those hands up high. Ain’t life grand?
7. Be interchangeable.
No one’s gonna notice, right?
Whoopsie daisy. Whatever.
8. Seek divine healing.
Remember: God made you disabled because “He knew you could handle it,” but can also instantly reverse that decision if you pray hard enough. This isn’t confusing at all and you need to just accept it so we can move on with our lives.
9. In the workplace, make sure you’ve got at least one able-bodied white guy with you at all times.
They will provide the “objectivity,” “business sense,” and “decisiveness” you otherwise lack — and can also explain why your requested accommodation is “just going to put too much strain on our budget this year.”
10. Related: Be white.
Unless you are also a cartoon man.
11. And remember to always ask the right questions about your sexuality.
Just kidding, there’s only one question:
And I think you know the answer.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to experience happiness on a hilltop at sunset.”
Here are the photo descriptions i wrote up to complement the piece:
1. [“All disabled people also get laptops.”] A slender light skinned person with long brown hair and blue jeans and shirt sits in a manual wheelchair at a desk typing on a laptop, smiling big to the camera in a bright room.
2. [“All disabled people also get laptops.”] A slender light skinned person with brown hair and blue jeans and plaid short sleeved shirt sits in a manual wheelchair with a laptop in their lap, wearing headphones, looking to the side, both hands on wheels.
3. [“Photo description: Experience happiness on a hilltop at sunset.”] The scene is a colourful bright sunset over water. In silhouette is a wheelchair at the bottom of a small hill where a person is kneeling, both arms outstretched, with the sunset’s beams sort of radiating like it’s coming from the person.
4.[ “Oh nothing, just flinging myself into this pond”]. A bright park and pond scene. there’s a manual wheelchair parked on a gravel path facing the water. a light skinned person is seen from behind, leaping wildly forwards, legs splayed, one arm flung backwards, the other up towards the sky
5. [“Very “true crime montage”]. Image of a manual wheelchair, from a bit above, like someone looking down on it; the chair is out of focus and the colours are… creepy and ominous feeling.
6. [“If the wind in my sail on the sea stays behind me/ One day i’ll know/ How far i’ll go”]. A manual wheelchair from behind, slightly ankew, “looking” out a bright sun-drenched window of a modern home.
7. [“I have some concerns.”] A sporty manual wheelchair is parked on a pier leading to boats. There are several pairs of shoes sitting there.
8. [“I hope these two have a long and happy life together.”] Computer generated image of two manual wheelchairs slightly facing each other. The background is a blue and pink sky, and there’s a giant red heart between them.
9. [“Disabled people: earning 36% less on the job, taking up 80% less room in photos”]. A person’s light skinned legs stand on a street, in heels, half of a white cane runs over tactile warning strip on the sidewalk.
10. [“This nails/wheels combo seems questionable”]. A light skinned person (cut off from the chest up and the calves down) wearing jeans, black shirt, colourful scarf sits in a manual wheelchair. One long red nailed hand holds a laptop (again!), the other hand is resting on the wheel.
11. [“Disease disability paralysis handicap health concept / Legs of disabled person / Crippled female sitting on wheelchair — A stock photo poem”]. Hardwood floor with black background, sort of conjuring either an arty feel or high school photo day feel. Person sitting in a manual wheelchair, hands in lap, wearing a black top, black/grey acid wash jeans, black leather boots. They are cut off from basically their navel up.
12. [“Fun fact: all disabled people are perpetually bathed in white light to emphasize our eternal innocence and purity”] A. A light skinned person with long brown hair sits in the wheelchair scene from #6 [i.e. A manual wheelchair from behind, slightly askew, “looking” out a bright sun-drenched window of a modern home.] B. a light skinned person with long hair sits in a manual wheelchair looking out a high wall of windows.
13. [“Really, I’m okay, sir” “Let me just—” “SIR”]. Two figures in silhouette against a background of a brilliant sun shining through clouds. One person is sitting in a wheelchair (and also seems to have 3 arms), their arms are sort of reaching towards (or trying to get rid of?) the other person, who’s holding one of the arms. It’s very strange.
14. [“Might she be waving for help? Have we thought about that?”] A person wearing a sun hat sits in a manual wheelchair on the beach (there are of course no wheel tracks anywhere to be seen), facing the ocean as waves lap. Their arms are raised in the air as if in victory.
15. [“Repurposed outtake from a tampon commercial”] A meadow scene with purple and white flowers, and a huge blue sky with wispy clouds. A light skinned person in jeans and summery yellow top sits in a manual wheelchair, their arms flung up to the sky, smiling with eyes closed.
16. [“Seriously I’m stuck please get me down”] A person in silhouette sits in a manual wheelchair on top of some sort of naturey hilltop. Their arms are stretched up to the sky.
17. [“Hmmm.”] Two images. Two white people take turns sitting in a manual wheelchair or standing behind it. The same looks on their faces. It’s kind of creepy.
18. [“He didn’t ask about this but it’s fine.”] The same white people in #17, this time, one person is tilting the wheelchair backwards and holding on, while the person sitting in the wheelchair smiles at the camera, slightly terrified.
19. [“Stock photos are really such a subtle medium”] A meadow scene, with high grasses and flowers. greyish slightly ominous skies with clouds and a giant glowing cross shining through the clouds, sending sunbeams down towards a light skinned person who is standing beside a manual wheelchair, arms upstretched to the sky.
20. [“Miracle spiritual healing crippled woman praying with Bible stands up out of wheelchair and walks” You thought she was just reading Freedom Is A Constant Struggle during a nice beach vacation? Stock photos know better.] Beach and sunset scene. A manual wheelchair faces the ocean. Maybe 20 feet away, a light skinned person stands facing the ocean, what looks like a bible in one hand, arms outstretched.
21. [“So as you can see from our floor plan, it’s completely reasonable to have you crawl down the stairs in an emergency”] Office scene. Two light skinned people sit on either side of a table. One person with long hair and a skirt, top and heels is sitting in a manual wheelchair, looking at what looks like a layout diagram, looks kind of un-convinced. The other person, wearing a dress shirt and tie is i guess showing it to them, and seems pretty sure about it all.
22. [“Bonus points if you can get more than one”] Bright building scene. Three lightskinned people are hovering around a laptop on a desk. They’re all wearing white office attire. One person takes notes, one person sits in a manual wheelchair, the other person is pointing at the screen and has their hand on one of the handles of the wheelchair.
23. [“Of course disabled people of color – let alone gay ones – don’t exist in real life. That’s silly.”] Computer generated full-on cartoon image of a bearded dark skinned person using a manual wheelchair, a child sits in his lap holding a red balloon, a light skinned dude stands nearby, reaching out to the kid(?)
24. [“Search “disabled sexuality” / Am I Normals: 115 / Disabled People In Sexual Situations: 0″] An assortment of small images with a person’s light skinned hand in front of different backgrounds, all with the question “am i normal?”